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A little tray with a very firm opinion of you. Handmade from upcycled vintage china in New Jersey, with a lead-free glaze. This petite ceramic jewelry dish has a ruffled edge, hand-painted gold dots, and a wonderfully rude pep talk. Measures 5.5″ × 4″ × 0.5″.
The message says it all: “Not everyone is going to think you’re gorgeous & magical. They’re wrong though. Dickheads.”
Give your rings, earrings, and tiny treasures a home on your nightstand or dresser. Or give it to a friend who could use a reminder that the problem was never them.
Petite oval ceramic tray
Ruffled rim with hand-painted gold dots
5.5″ long × 4″ wide × 0.5″ high
Use as a ring dish, jewelry tray, or bedside catch-all
A funny friendship, breakup, or just-because gift
Small enough for a nightstand. Powerful enough to correct the voice in your head.
