Fork Off Tea Towel | Fishs Eddy Pleasantries

This Fork Off tea towel dries the dishes and sets a few boundaries while it’s at it. Part of Fishs Eddy’s Pleasantries collection, it features an old-fashioned engraved fork whose tines have folded into one very rude salute, with “Fork Off” written underneath in polite little script. Excellent manners. Selectively applied.

The oatmeal-colored background and dark stitched edge keep things looking perfectly respectable. A hanging loop lets it hold court on the oven door, ready to greet whoever keeps asking when dinner will be ready.

• Oatmeal-colored tea towel with a dark stitched edge
• Engraved-style fork illustration and “Fork Off” lettering
• Loop for hanging

Perfect for: Cooks who do not want help, hosts four hours into Thanksgiving, roommates with boundaries, white-elephant swaps, and the friend with perfect table manners and a filthy mouth.

Pairs well with: Our Sponge Worthy Tray, the Cherry Bomb Tea Towel for days when you’re feeling sweeter, and a kitchen door that closes.