{"product_id":"pleasantries-fork-off-tea-towel","title":"Fork Off Tea Towel | Fishs Eddy Pleasantries","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Fork Off tea towel dries the dishes and sets a few boundaries while it’s at it. Part of Fishs Eddy’s Pleasantries collection, it features an old-fashioned engraved fork whose tines have folded into one very rude salute, with “Fork Off” written underneath in polite little script. Excellent manners. Selectively applied.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe oatmeal-colored background and dark stitched edge keep things looking perfectly respectable. A hanging loop lets it hold court on the oven door, ready to greet whoever keeps asking when dinner will be ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOatmeal-colored tea towel with a dark stitched edge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEngraved-style fork illustration and “Fork Off” lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoop for hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cooks who do not want help, hosts four hours into Thanksgiving, roommates with boundaries, white-elephant swaps, and the friend with perfect table manners and a filthy mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePairs well with:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our Sponge Worthy Tray, the Cherry Bomb Tea Towel for days when you’re feeling sweeter, and a kitchen door that closes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fishs Eddy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67867957887053,"sku":"MS-8591-FOR","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/fork-off-tea-towel-20261104.webp?v=1793821236","url":"https:\/\/www.paulettehome.com\/products\/pleasantries-fork-off-tea-towel","provider":"Paulette Home","version":"1.0","type":"link"}