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Letterpress printed with bold, cheeky charm on luxe cotton paper.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tLetterpress printed on a vintage printing press\n\t•\tPaper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper\n\t•\tInk: Black\n\t•\tEnvelope: Neon Pink\n\t•\tSize: 5.5” x 4.25”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest For:\n\t•\tBreakups\n\t•\tDivorces\n\t•\tFriendship encouragement\n\t•\tFunny support\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nGreat for humor, support, and friendship card displays. Pairs well with other breakup or “encouragement with attitude” cards. Works especially well in our acrylic fixtures—countertop racks, 16-pocket spinners, or 48-pocket spinners—for easy browsing and impulse gifting.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114150363213,"sku":"1046","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/1528724636.jpg?v=1781119524"},{"product_id":"same-penis-forever-engagement-wedding-letterpress-card","title":"Same Penis Forever","description":"Our “Same Penis Forever” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. 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Acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing bestselling card collections.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114150395981,"sku":"1436","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/f4b04a8f5d9e926c84499059e6e5739e48bbf876e9f925c5f5eabb8002b8a80d.jpg?v=1781119527"},{"product_id":"crying-is-cool-funny-sympathy-foil-letterpress-card","title":"Crying Is Cool","description":"Normalize the feels with our “Crying Is Cool” card, letterpress printed by hand on luxe tree free paper. 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Mix with other neon foil and sassy sentiment cards for maximum impact.\nAcrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—ideal for showcasing high-energy birthday cards.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114150461517,"sku":"1228","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/75c6481cebc711d5908ceff98d866f52169ff8511c52619fac4b7373f9167dd1.jpg?v=1781119531"},{"product_id":"youre-my-favorite-bee-otch-friendship-letterpress-card","title":"You're My Favorite Bee-otch","description":"Celebrate your ride-or-die with our You’re My Favorite Bee-otch card. Letterpress printed by hand on tree free paper, this bold and cheeky card is perfect for birthdays, friendship notes, or just reminding your bestie that they’re one of a kind.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tLetterpress printed on tree free paper\n\t•\tNeon pink ink with matching neon pink envelope\n\t•\tSize: 4.25” x 5.5”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest for:\n\t•\tFriendship notes and everyday appreciation\n\t•\tFun birthday card for your bestie\n\t•\tEncouragement or thank-you card with attitude\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nDisplay with friendship, birthday, and everyday humor cards for maximum impact. Acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing bold, cheeky cards as standout pieces in your shop.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114150494285,"sku":"1592","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/9809a2b3a34a262d4913cd8d99c69698ce74b3999320e8532bfda13ba3dfca32.jpg?v=1781119533"},{"product_id":"miss-your-face-friendship-everyday-letterpress-card","title":"Miss Your Face","description":"Our “Miss Your Face” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. 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