{"title":"Greeting Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eHonest, sweary, and heartfelt cards for every occasion. Because sometimes \"thinking of you\" just doesn't cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"we-never-liked-him-anyway-breakup-divorce-funny-card","title":"We Never Liked Him Anyway","description":"When the relationship ends but the group chat is secretly relieved, this hilarious breakup card says it all. Perfect for showing support during a breakup, divorce, or heartbreak, it’s equal parts snarky and supportive—exactly what a good friend deserves. Letterpress printed with bold, cheeky charm on luxe cotton paper.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tLetterpress printed on a vintage printing press\n\t•\tPaper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper\n\t•\tInk: Black\n\t•\tEnvelope: Neon Pink\n\t•\tSize: 5.5” x 4.25”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest For:\n\t•\tBreakups\n\t•\tDivorces\n\t•\tFriendship encouragement\n\t•\tFunny support\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nGreat for humor, support, and friendship card displays. Pairs well with other breakup or “encouragement with attitude” cards. Works especially well in our acrylic fixtures—countertop racks, 16-pocket spinners, or 48-pocket spinners—for easy browsing and impulse gifting.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114150363213,"sku":"1046","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/1528724636.jpg?v=1781119524"},{"product_id":"same-penis-forever-engagement-wedding-letterpress-card","title":"Same Penis Forever","description":"Our “Same Penis Forever” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. A hilarious choice for engagements, weddings, anniversaries, or bachelorette\/bachelor parties—because nothing says true love like lifelong laughs.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tLetterpress printed on bright white, tree-free 100% cotton paper\n\t•\tBlack ink with a bright pink envelope\n\t•\tSize: 4.25” x 5.5”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest for:\n\t•\tEngagement parties\n\t•\tWedding showers\n\t•\tAnniversaries\n\t•\tBachelorette or bachelor parties\n\nSelling Tip:\nThis card brings cheeky humor to any milestone celebration, making it a standout gift shop or boutique favorite. Perfect for customers shopping for bachelorette or engagement party essentials.\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nFeature in wedding, love\/anniversary, or humor sections. Works well displayed near wedding + bachelorette party gifts. Acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing bestselling card collections.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114150395981,"sku":"1436","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/f4b04a8f5d9e926c84499059e6e5739e48bbf876e9f925c5f5eabb8002b8a80d.jpg?v=1781119527"},{"product_id":"crying-is-cool-funny-sympathy-foil-letterpress-card","title":"Crying Is Cool","description":"Normalize the feels with our “Crying Is Cool” card, letterpress printed by hand on luxe tree free paper. Finished with an iridescent purple foil heart, it’s a bold reminder that emotions are powerful—and sometimes the coolest thing you can do is let them out.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tLetterpress printed on tree free paper\n\t•\tIridescent purple foil with outrageous orchid envelope\n\t•\tSize: 4.25” x 5.5”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest for:\n\t•\tEncouragement and support\n\t•\tFriendship notes\n\t•\tEveryday “thinking of you”\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nPair with other encouragement and everyday cards to create an uplifting card story in your shop.\nAcrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing bold, foil-finished designs.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114150428749,"sku":"1729","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/1e3c5ed0929a65f98f64f57fbf90ec1118f203141070398c78a2998327e8e2d3.png?v=1781119529"},{"product_id":"happy-fucking-birthday-heart-birthday-letterpress-card","title":"Happy Fucking Birthday Heart","description":"Bring the bold with our “Happy Fucking Birthday Heart” card, letterpress printed on tree free paper in sunny California. Featuring a punch of neon orange and neon pink ink with a matching neon pink envelope, this card delivers attitude and celebration in one unforgettable package.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tLetterpress printed on tree free paper\n\t•\tNeon orange and neon pink ink with neon pink envelope\n\t•\tSize: 5.5” x 4.25”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest for:\n\t•\tBirthdays with personality\n\t•\tFriends, siblings, or coworkers who appreciate unapologetic humor\n\t•\tMilestone celebrations that call for something louder than “happy birthday”\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nPerfect for bold, laugh-out-loud birthday displays. Mix with other neon foil and sassy sentiment cards for maximum impact.\nAcrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—ideal for showcasing high-energy birthday cards.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114150461517,"sku":"1228","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/75c6481cebc711d5908ceff98d866f52169ff8511c52619fac4b7373f9167dd1.jpg?v=1781119531"},{"product_id":"youre-my-favorite-bee-otch-friendship-letterpress-card","title":"You're My Favorite Bee-otch","description":"Celebrate your ride-or-die with our You’re My Favorite Bee-otch card. Letterpress printed by hand on tree free paper, this bold and cheeky card is perfect for birthdays, friendship notes, or just reminding your bestie that they’re one of a kind.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tLetterpress printed on tree free paper\n\t•\tNeon pink ink with matching neon pink envelope\n\t•\tSize: 4.25” x 5.5”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest for:\n\t•\tFriendship notes and everyday appreciation\n\t•\tFun birthday card for your bestie\n\t•\tEncouragement or thank-you card with attitude\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nDisplay with friendship, birthday, and everyday humor cards for maximum impact. Acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing bold, cheeky cards as standout pieces in your shop.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114150494285,"sku":"1592","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/9809a2b3a34a262d4913cd8d99c69698ce74b3999320e8532bfda13ba3dfca32.jpg?v=1781119533"},{"product_id":"miss-your-face-friendship-everyday-letterpress-card","title":"Miss Your Face","description":"Our “Miss Your Face” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Featuring bold neon orange ink on bright white cotton paper and paired with a vibrant neon blue envelope, it’s the perfect way to send a little love from afar.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tLetterpress printed on tree-free paper\n\t•\tNeon orange ink with coordinating neon blue envelope\n\t•\tSize: 5.5” x 4.25”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest for:\n\t•\tFriendship notes\n\t•\tThinking of you\n\t•\tLong-distance love or family\n\nSelling Tip:\nA simple, heartfelt design that works year-round—perfect for customers who want to keep in touch with friends or loved ones in a fun, bold way.\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nPlace with friendship and everyday cards or pair with self-care gifts for an easy add-on purchase.\nAcrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—ideal for showcasing bestsellers.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114150527053,"sku":"1041","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/1528668607.jpg?v=1781119537"},{"product_id":"for-fucks-sake-everyday-sympathy-letterpress-card","title":"For Fuck's Sake","description":"Sometimes there’s nothing left to say but For Fuck’s Sake. Letterpress printed on luxe tree free paper, this bold card works for everyday frustration, tough moments, or sending a little dark humor when words fall short.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tLetterpress printed on tree free paper\n\t•\tBlack ink with neon red envelope\n\t•\tSize: 5.5” x 4.25”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest for:\n\t•\tSympathy or encouragement during hard times\n\t•\tEveryday “WTF” moments\n\t•\tFriendship or thinking-of-you notes\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nPerfect to merchandise alongside sympathy, encouragement, and everyday cards for customers who appreciate humor with heart.\nAcrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—ideal for spotlighting bold statement cards in your shop.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114151215181,"sku":"1252","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/216197491ac234cad97dbd60f20a7c14f754237ab8b5a0ed6fa3001cd9258b25.jpg?v=1781119557"},{"product_id":"badass-bitch-congratulations-foil-greeting-card","title":"Badass Bitch","description":"Celebrate the unstoppable women in your life with our Badass Bitch card, foil printed by hand on luxe, tree-free cotton paper. With its bold holographic shine and vibrant neon pink envelope, this card was made for life’s big wins—from promotions to graduations to everyday badassery.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tFoil printed on bright white, tree-free 100% cotton paper\n\t•\tHolographic foil with neon pink envelope\n\t•\tSize: 5.5” x 4.25”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest for:\n\t•\tGraduations, promotions, new jobs, or major milestones\n\t•\tCelebrating a friend, coworker, or family member’s achievements\n\t•\tEveryday encouragement and empowerment\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nHighlight this card with other congratulations and empowerment designs to create a bold, celebratory display. Acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing foil cards that shine.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114151247949,"sku":"1622","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/45b3b03d21059694a7015ac1d64ab38bb95949af7b2b82b262227eab458b61c5.jpg?v=1781119559"},{"product_id":"grief-what-an-asshole-sympathy-letterpress-card","title":"Grief What An Asshole","description":"Say what everyone is really thinking with our “Grief, What An Asshole” card, letterpress printed on luxe tree free paper. A raw but honest way to send comfort, this card balances empathy with just the right amount of edge—because sometimes traditional sympathy cards just don’t cut it.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tLetterpress printed on tree free paper\n\t•\tBlack ink with silver envelope\n\t•\tSize: 4.25” x 5.5”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest for:\n\t•\tSympathy and condolences\n\t•\tSupport for a grieving friend or loved one\n\t•\tEveryday encouragement when words fall short\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nPair with other sympathy or everyday encouragement cards for customers seeking something real and relatable.\nAcrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—perfect for showcasing cards as standout pieces in your shop.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114151280717,"sku":"1761","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/ab726f20fb38b562772a85e61348fcea4d0ac630c90f539c3b7bb1b66de6661d.png?v=1781119562"},{"product_id":"same-vag-forever-engagement-wedding-letterpress-card","title":"Same Vag Forever","description":"Our “Same Vag Forever” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. 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Chez Gagné offers acrylic fixtures, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—ideal for showcasing bestselling card collections.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114151313485,"sku":"1487","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/67fbe1e83e3fdf9d4099ac062568f2e4744b959cd64fc25e779ef9a8d57275c7.jpg?v=1781119563"},{"product_id":"im-so-sorry-friend-sympathy-support-letterpress-card","title":"I'm So Sorry Friend","description":"Our “I’m So Sorry Friend” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. With bold black ink on luxe tree free paper and paired with a coral envelope, it’s a heartfelt way to show compassion and support when words don’t feel like enough.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tLetterpress printed on tree free paper\n\t•\tBlack ink with coral envelope\n\t•\tSize: 4.25” x 5.5”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest for:\n\t•\tSympathy and loss\n\t•\tEveryday encouragement or support\n\t•\tSending comfort to a friend in a tough time\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nPerfect for sympathy and support card displays. Pair with self-care gifts, candles, or cozy keepsakes.\nAcrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—ideal for highlighting sympathy and support cards as customer favorites.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114151346253,"sku":"1304","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/375e35dc46cc584a9c68af520d54cca628ef7d15d5df07b05de5764cda7801e3.jpg?v=1781119566"},{"product_id":"well-shit-sympathy-support-letterpress-card","title":"Well Shit","description":"Our “Well Shit” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press and is the ultimate go-to for life’s unpredictable moments. From bad news and sympathy to breakups, job changes, or just everyday disasters, this funny letterpress card delivers a blunt but relatable message with a touch of humor. Perfect for sending when words fail, but laughter helps.\n\nDetails:\n\t•\tLetterpress printed on a vintage printing press\n\t•\tPaper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper\n\t•\tInk: Black\n\t•\tEnvelope: Metallic Silver\n\t•\tSize: 5.5” x 4.25”\n\t•\tFolded card, blank inside\n\t•\tSealed in a cello sleeve\n\t•\tMade in California\n\nBest For:\n\t•\tSympathy + support cards\n\t•\tBreakup or divorce cards\n\t•\tEveryday “life’s a mess” moments\n\t•\tFriendship + encouragement\n\nMerchandising Tip:\nPairs well with sympathy gifts, self-care items, or humor-forward stationery. Display alongside giftable goods for maximum add-on potential. Use Chez Gagné’s acrylic fixtures—countertop racks, 16-pocket spinners, or 48-pocket spinners—to spotlight this best-selling sentiment.\n","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43114151542861,"sku":"1207","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/7925\/1533\/files\/c9e6f6b3267f646b7188bf90dd95885f9fa818f520da620cb8f9b5787fdf88ea.jpg?v=1781119568"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.paulettehome.com\/collections\/greeting-cards.oembed","provider":"Paulette Home","version":"1.0","type":"link"}